I want romance!! It doesn't have to be a nooner at the Sybiras. But come one. A stinkin' crappy candle lit on the dresser would do it just fine w/ the ole' alarm clock radio playin in the back ground. Boy do I sound like W.T. or what??
I think I hear dueling banjos playing in the background. Ha! What is romance anyway...I'd get turned on if the dishes were done or all the kids bathed and put to bed while I did nothing!!!
I had to look up the word romance so I could even leave a comment - I had no idea what you were talking about. I think that went out of style in the 90's or something. I think this is why some women have affairs - for a little romance! ;-)
I really did look up the word on Dictionary.com and you know what the first two words were? A Novel! It must have been a man who developed the dictionary!! A Novel - WTF I don't want any stinkin' romance from a f-ing novel! I want real-life R-O-M-A-N-C-E!!!!!
Hey Shawnie~ if you ever want "romance" from a novel, I have plenty on my bookshelf(no Brian, not the dirty romance books, well not that dirty!). I went through a phase of reading them. My grandma even subscribes to the Harlequin bookclub, so we got you covered!!!
OK-MR. MAN LOVE--IF THAT IS WHO YOU ARE. IT TAKES ONE WIFF OF SEX FOR A MAN TO TURN ON HIS LIGHT BUT TAKES A LITTLE MORE THAN "LET'S DO IT'OR 'WANNA?' FOR A LADY.
I think we left our romance on a ship somewhere in the Carribbean like 13 years ago! I think I'll go back and try to find it...anyone want to join me? Sun & sand...a big margarita...pool boys...
I am so not romantic. Romance to me is Tim taking care of bedtime so I could go out with a friend tonight. Or him getting up at 5:37 am to put Amelia back in bed. Or him making dinner while I mess around with my Ebay auctions. Or getting the kids off to school so I could go Christmas shopping alone at 7:00 am. THAT gets my motor running!
Still. . . a little wine and music would be nice. . .
I'm a 30something wife and mom w/ 3 of the cutest kids on earth. Aidan, Abbey, and Aaron--my triple A's. My husband is the best. He cooks and helps clean and is the greatest dad. I love to have people over and hang out at our pool.
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Yeah, they could at least take us to dinner first!!!!
I think I hear dueling banjos playing in the background. Ha!
What is romance anyway...I'd get turned on if the dishes were done or all the kids bathed and put to bed while I did nothing!!!
I had to look up the word romance so I could even leave a comment - I had no idea what you were talking about. I think that went out of style in the 90's or something. I think this is why some women have affairs - for a little romance! ;-)
I really did look up the word on Dictionary.com and you know what the first two words were? A Novel! It must have been a man who developed the dictionary!! A Novel - WTF I don't want any stinkin' romance from a f-ing novel! I want real-life R-O-M-A-N-C-E!!!!!
Hey Shawnie~ if you ever want "romance" from a novel, I have plenty on my bookshelf(no Brian, not the dirty romance books, well not that dirty!). I went through a phase of reading them. My grandma even subscribes to the Harlequin bookclub, so we got you covered!!!
mybe you should try to romance him
OK-MR. MAN LOVE--IF THAT IS WHO YOU ARE. IT TAKES ONE WIFF OF SEX FOR A MAN TO TURN ON HIS LIGHT BUT TAKES A LITTLE MORE THAN "LET'S DO IT'OR 'WANNA?' FOR A LADY.
There is no Romance going on because he is involved in a "Bromance"!!
I think we left our romance on a ship somewhere in the Carribbean like 13 years ago! I think I'll go back and try to find it...anyone want to join me? Sun & sand...a big margarita...pool boys...
And with three kids - romance is pretty much tossed out the window! :)
Dawn - when are we leaving?
You mean "Brace yourself" is not romance?
I am so not romantic. Romance to me is Tim taking care of bedtime so I could go out with a friend tonight. Or him getting up at 5:37 am to put Amelia back in bed. Or him making dinner while I mess around with my Ebay auctions. Or getting the kids off to school so I could go Christmas shopping alone at 7:00 am. THAT gets my motor running!
Still. . . a little wine and music would be nice. . .
I am instructed to write,
"It goes back to our days as hunter. We hunted you and got the kill. Now we sit in our cave and get fat."
And watch Days of our Lives:)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's hilarious!
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